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About Ofelia Legaspi

Ofelia Legaspi is a journalist and literary magazine editor living in the underrated city of Toronto.

Isn’t she lovely?

Here’s my second journal as executive editor. It’s a good one. There’s a comic story about a father saving his house from a sinkhole, an essay on how the US military uses a clever trick to distract the enemy, a … Continue reading

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It’s a doomed love, and that’s the best kind: A little V-day message from Gnomeo and Juliet

The Bard is certainly no stranger to silver screen reincarnations of his teenage double-suicides. But a movie like Gnomeo and Juliet he couldn’t have seen coming. [Click here to read my latest Eye Weekly review] Related Articles Doug & the … Continue reading

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Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?

If you haven’t noticed, I finally gave in and switched the name of my blog from the delusional 500 Movies, 365 Days to the pragmatic Mostly Movies. I don’t like doing it, but if you’re juggling three jobs and you … Continue reading

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Mini Dakota Fanning in theatres today: The Nutcracker in 3D

Director Andrey Konchalovskiy (whose extensive background in film includes 1989′s Hollywood crossover Tango & Cash) takes a crack at Christmas classic The Nutcracker, boldly trading the tulle for a twist: setting it in a dystopian world transformed by the anthropomorphic … Continue reading

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American Splendor: Being our own life’s comic relief

“If you think reading comics about your life seems strange, try watching a play about it. God only knows how I’ll feel when I see this movie.” – Harvey Pekar While in school, I did my time of hard manual labour … Continue reading

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Angels in America Part I: Millennium Approaches

Directed by Mike Nichols (2003) “Do you wanna be nice, or do you want to be effective?” – Roy Cohn Angels in America is essentially a long conversation about identity – a grand debate on race, sexual orientation, politics and … Continue reading

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About a Boy

    Christine: You will end up childless and alone. Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah. So, what could About a Boy be about? Well, with Hugh Grant on the cover, it’s safe to say it would be about love, it … Continue reading

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American Psycho: The corporate version of Clueless

Patrick Bateman is a splendor in symmetry. But when he’s not returning videotapes, flexing and admiring his deltoids and biceps or running his fingers through his tumble of wavy, full-bodied hair, you’ll soon see that, on the inside, he’s the … Continue reading

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Ophelia, please darken my door . . .

I know that you’ve been playing The Band nonstop in my unexplained absence. The blog comes back tomorrow, because today I have, wait for it, a hockey game! Yay for beer and nachos and guys in protective gear beating the … Continue reading

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The night three became one: Why you should give The Human Centipede a chance

The horror started before the film did: the movie was sold out. This, after my panicked marathon trying to outwalk all the other horror fans trying to get to the end of the line. I actually managed to overtake more … Continue reading

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