Category Archives: Film

It’s a doomed love, and that’s the best kind: A little V-day message from Gnomeo and Juliet

The Bard is certainly no stranger to silver screen reincarnations of his teenage double-suicides. But a movie like Gnomeo and Juliet he couldn’t have seen coming. [Click here to read my latest Eye Weekly review] Related Articles Doug & the … Continue reading

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Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?

If you haven’t noticed, I finally gave in and switched the name of my blog from the delusional 500 Movies, 365 Days to the pragmatic Mostly Movies. I don’t like doing it, but if you’re juggling three jobs and you … Continue reading

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American Splendor: Being our own life’s comic relief

“If you think reading comics about your life seems strange, try watching a play about it. God only knows how I’ll feel when I see this movie.” – Harvey Pekar While in school, I did my time of hard manual labour … Continue reading

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Angels in America Part I: Millennium Approaches

Directed by Mike Nichols (2003) “Do you wanna be nice, or do you want to be effective?” – Roy Cohn Angels in America is essentially a long conversation about identity – a grand debate on race, sexual orientation, politics and … Continue reading

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American Psycho: The corporate version of Clueless

Patrick Bateman is a splendor in symmetry. But when he’s not returning videotapes, flexing and admiring his deltoids and biceps or running his fingers through his tumble of wavy, full-bodied hair, you’ll soon see that, on the inside, he’s the … Continue reading

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Ophelia, please darken my door . . .

I know that you’ve been playing The Band nonstop in my unexplained absence. The blog comes back tomorrow, because today I have, wait for it, a hockey game! Yay for beer and nachos and guys in protective gear beating the … Continue reading

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So Inception is ripped from . . . a Scrooge McDuck comic book?

No, you are not dreaming within a dream within a dream. Sorry to break it to you Inception fans, but this is too good of a find. Couldn’t he have just optioned the thing instead of draining it of all … Continue reading

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Stories of serial killers and spies | 500 Movies, 365 Days (Identity) / Now Playing (Salt) |

Rotten Tomatoes tells me that a lot of you have flocked the theatres to see that actress with the lips and the hair that make you want to lecture God about equality and justice. South of the border, Americans have … Continue reading

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|500 Movies, 365 Days| Movie 3: Garden State — planting idiosyncrasies

You won’t find a garden-variety cast of characters in Garden State. Peopled with oddballs in their 20s, this film satisfies my appetite for character-driven belated coming-of-age stories. It doesn’t shine as a whole, but many moments call attention to themselves … Continue reading

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| 500 Movies, 365 Days | Adaptation — It’s Howard Roark, but funnier

Director: Spike Jonze Writer: Charlie Kaufman Starring: Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper, Cara Seymour, Tilda Swinton Do I have an original thought in my head? My might-as-well-be-bald head? It’s been a Charlie Kaufman-esque kind of mornings for me ever … Continue reading

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